点评:Seven Mile Beach, Negril — and let me start by saying I have no complaints about the sand, the water, or the rum. My complaint is emotional.
Palina announced she wanted to “just look” at the stingrays. Forty seconds later she was waist-deep in the Caribbean, cooing at a two-foot pancake with wings like it was a newborn. It glided into her hands. She gasped. It did a slow lap around her, came back, and settled there like it had signed a lease.
The guide told us stingrays feel like wet velvet. Palina now tells everyone they feel like wet velvet. She has said this eleven times since Tuesday. I have been married to a woman who is a stingray person for three days and I am adjusting.
Highlights: warm shallow water, crystal clear, guides who actually know their animals and keep it respectful. Nobody grabbed, chased, or stressed the rays — they came because they wanted to, which is more than I can say for most of my dinner guests.
Lowlight: I took forty-six photos of Palina and a stingray. Zero of Palina and me. When I mentioned this she said, “You weren’t glowing.”
Would recommend to anyone visiting Negril. Bring a waterproof camera, bring patience, and accept that if you come with a beautiful woman, the stingrays will find her first.
Five stars. My wife would give six. 🇯🇲
翻译:尼格瑞尔的七里湾海滩——首先我要说,对于这里的沙滩、海水以及朗姆酒,我毫无怨言。我所抱怨的只是情感上的感受罢了。
帕丽娜说她只想“看看”这些刺鳐。结果四十秒后,她就已经站在齐腰深的加勒比海水中,对着一只身长两英尺、长着“翅膀”的扁圆形生物喃喃细语,仿佛那是个刚出生的婴儿。那只刺鳐缓缓游到她手中;她倒吸一口气。接着它又绕着她慢慢游了一圈,最后停下来,就像签了租约一样乖乖待在那里。
导游说,摸起来刺鳐的皮肤就像湿漉漉的天鹅绒一般。现在,帕丽娜逢人便说,那些魟鱼摸起来就像湿漉漉的天鹅绒。自周二以来,她已经说了11次了。我和一位“魟鱼迷”女士结婚才三天,但我正在慢慢适应呢。
亮点:水温宜人且较浅,水质清澈见底;向导们对这些动物了如指掌,并且始终保持着应有的尊重。没有人去抓、追赶或惊扰那些魟鱼——它们是自己主动靠近的,这一点可比我的大多数用餐宾客要乖巧多了。遗憾之处:我给帕丽娜和一只黄貂鱼拍了46张照片,却没有一张是我和帕丽娜的合影。当我提到这点时,她说:“当时你身上可没有发光哦。”
强烈推荐给所有前往尼格瑞尔的游客。请带上防水相机,保持耐心,并且要明白:如果你和一位美女一同前往,那些黄貂鱼肯定会先被她吸引。
五星好评。我妻子会给六星哦。🇯🇲