点评:Genuinely the WORST time I have ever had in a theme park in my life!! Me and my mom went out to visit after multiple other visits as recent as July because of our previously good experience.. But the en-crappification of the service was absolutely abysmal in that short of time.
The service was horrendous, the lines were horrendous, and the way every system here is set up is designed for you to fail, while they squeeze every cent out of you while doing it.
We started out bad, due to the fact it wasn't even half a day, it was 5 hours, which why?? It's August, and 85 degrees outside! What do you mean it's not summer? They charge full price for 5 hours. The total paid was $200 for 2 people. DO NOT GO ON WEEKDAYS PAST JULY, THEY ARE ALL LIKE THIS!
The moment we got there, we were very early in the line as we got there hours early. How are we repaid for our wait? They claimed the tickets we ordered online were invalid. I refreshed the tickets, and the staff member at the gate refused to try to re-scan it, and told us to go to the tickets support kiosk. We had to surrender our spot in line, and then we had to wait in line in tickets support. And what did they tell us? That it was fine and it was just an error. We had to go to the BACK OF THE LINE for this. It took us nearly 30 minutes to get in.. And reminder, we had 5 hours. So after our very limited time was absolutely wasted over incompetence, we finally got in, and went to get something to eat.
The portions are absolutely horrendous for the price you pay. You're better off getting McDonald's before you go. The "Meal plan" isn't even worth it due to how little you get and the time you have between your orders. Mind you, it's $40-ish to get.
The whole thing about minors having to be accompanied by an adult at all time is a complete joke, the entire time we were getting steam-rolled by random children at all times. One even almost knocked me to the ground they hit me at such force. And their parents were nowhere in sight. I seen children get on rides for adults by themselves with no adult in sight, I even seen children casually walking around alone with no parent to be found. Clearly they do not enforce this, and that's dangerous.
You think you got a solid spot in line? Nope, too bad! The amount of people cutting in line will have your blood boiling, and they aren't punished for it at all. Children and adults alike just help themselves to the front like it's nothing. Not only that but my mom got harassed by a random man in the line, so that's great too I guess, just what we always wanted! Was nothing done about him? Nope! Of course not silly!
The routes you take to get to anything are the absolute worst ways of travel I've seen in my existence. It's like you have to walk all the way to Dagestan to get to a Viking ship. Not to mention that if you want a specific restaurant, get ready to do a 5 mile hike to it. Don't even try it in the dark, you're not going to have a fun time.
In the 5 hours we had, we only got to ride 4 things. And this was us spending our entire time getting to rides, except for the beginning.
We wanted to finish off our day by riding The Beast. The line was 80 minutes long. And that's not even counting the amount of people cutting the line in front of us. And, they cut off and shut it down right as soon as we were about to be let in. We waited forever in the crowd of screaming adults for nothing.
At the end of the day, I was left defeated, drained, exhausted, stressed beyond belief, mentally overwhelmed, and upset. A theme park isn't a place you're supposed to feel like you got yelled at by your boss, you're supposed to make great memories, but this is an experience I will never reflect on positively and will remember for the rest of my life as the place that damaged my very soul.
翻译:这绝对是我一生中在主题公园里度过的最糟糕的时光!!我和妈妈之前有过多次游玩经历,最近一次还是在7月份,因为之前的体验都挺不错的。可就在这么短的时间内,服务质量却急剧恶化到了极点。
服务糟糕透顶,排队情况也混乱不堪。这里的各项系统设置简直就是故意让人碰壁,而他们则在此过程中榨取游客的每一分钱。
一开始就不顺……因为还不到半天时间,实际上只有5个小时而已,这是为什么呢?现在可是8月,室外温度高达85度!怎么能说不是夏天呢?他们居然对这5个小时也收取全价。我们两个人总共付了200美元。7月之后绝对不要在工作日去,所有情况都是这样!
我们抵达时,因为提前了好几个小时,所以排在队伍的最前面。可我们的等待得到了什么回报呢?他们却声称我们在网上购买的票无效。我重新刷新了票务页面。门口的工作人员拒绝重新扫描门票,还让我们去票务服务终端处处理。我们不得不放弃原本排的队,然后又在票务服务处重新排队。他们跟我们说了什么呢?说没问题,只是个失误而已。就因为这个,我们还得排到队伍的最后面。我们花了将近30分钟才得以进入……提醒一下,我们原本只有5个小时的时间。结果,由于工作人员的无能,我们本就有限的游玩时间完全被浪费掉了,后来我们才终于进去了。然后去买了些吃的。
就价格而言,分量实在少得可怜。与其这样,还不如去买麦当劳呢。那个“套餐”也完全不值,因为分量极少,而且两次点餐之间的间隔时间也很长。提醒一下,这个套餐要40美元左右呢。
至于“未成年人必须始终有成人陪同”这一规定简直就是个笑话——整个过程中我们一直被各种小孩子围攻、骚扰。有一次,他们撞得我差点摔倒在地。而他们的父母根本不见踪影。我见过小孩子独自去玩适合大人玩的游乐设施,周围连个大人都没有;我还见过小孩子独自在园区里闲逛,也找不到任何家长。显然,这项规定根本没有得到执行,这很危险。
你以为自己排到了一个不错的位置?错,没那么幸运!插队的人多得让你气得冒火,可他们却丝毫不会受到惩罚。不管是小孩还是大人,都若无其事地直接挤到队伍最前面去。不仅如此,我妈妈还在排队时被一个陌生男人骚扰了。我想这也挺好的吧,正是我们一直想要的!没人去管那个男人吗?当然没有啦,傻瓜!
要到达任何地方所走的路线绝对是我这辈子见过最糟糕的出行方式。就好像为了坐上一艘维京船,你得一路走到达吉斯坦似的。更别说如果你想去某家特定的餐馆的话……准备好徒步5英里去那里吧。千万别在天黑时尝试,那样可不会有什么乐趣可言。
在短短5个小时里,我们只玩到了4个项目。而这还只是我们把所有时间都花在排队等候上所换来的成果,开头那段时间除外。
我们本想以乘坐“The Beast”这个项目来结束这一天。结果排队时间竟然需要80分钟;这还没算上那些插队的人呢。就在我们即将被允许进入时,排队通道却突然被切断并关闭了。我们在一群尖叫着的成年人中间徒劳地等了许久,什么也没有得到。
最后,我身心俱疲、精疲力竭,压力大到难以想象,精神上也彻底崩溃,心情糟糕至极。游乐园本该是让人留下美好回忆的地方,而不是让人感觉像被老板训斥的场所。但这次经历我永远无法以正面的眼光去回忆,它将成为我一生中永远铭记的、彻底摧毁我心灵的噩梦之地。